Really, don't expect much. I mean it. Really. I'm literally just now learning to play with CSS. I still suck at it. Learn to deal.
Seriously. [monkey].
You know, I could be like Neal Stephenson and write an entire web page simply about how I don't want to have a web page, but I doubt that anyone cares enough to actually read about that. Maybe something will appear in this place (lord knows that I have enough people bugging me about it), but maybe the sheer fact of trying to visually design a page will cripple me into non-action. Either way, the experience will be like pulling teeth. So pull up a seat, and be prepared for a lot of boredom, or something.